God Loves Blondes
A blonde finds herself
in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in dire
financial straits. She’s so desperate that she decides to ask God for
help. She begins to pray…”God, please help me. I’ve lost my business
and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the Lotto.”
Lotto night comes, and somebody
else wins it. She again prays…”God, please let me win the Lotto! I’ve
lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.”
Lotto
night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays…”My God,
why have You forsaken me? I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car.
My children are starving. I don’t often ask You for help, and I have
always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just
this one time so I can get my life back in order.”
Suddenly
there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is
overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself…”Sweetheart, work with Me on
this… Buy a ticket”
Hope you feel the love!
…and here’s a cute one in light of the approaching holidays:
Blondes Getting Christmas Tree
There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, “I’m
chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!”
Happy Wednesday!
Peace.
…maybe you should just post another BLONDE JOKE!
Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall?
A: You wave at her!
Hey, that one’s kind of mean….but, at least that blonde is friendly!! 
But, I’ll give this joke thing “another chance”:
“Another Chance”:
One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren’t dumb.
They begged: “Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we’re not dumb.”
The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.
She got up on the car too and the man asked: “What is the first month of the year?”
The blonde responded: “November?”
“Nope,” said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”
So the man asked: “What is the capital of the U.S.A ?”
The blonde responded: “Paris?”
So the crowd began chanting again: “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”
The man said: “Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?”
The blonde replied: “Two?”
“Give her another chance, Give her another chance.” screamed the crowd.
See, we blondes are a friendly and generous bunch!
Have a great evening….
Peace.
I was reading Blonde Jokes today - remembering how I used to post the ones I thought were funny…until I ran out of clean ones…
…anyway…
So, I found the following joke and read it to Kayleigh:
“Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying “Disney World Left!”
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said “Oh well!” and started driving back home.”
So, Kayleigh thought for a second and said,
“I don’t get it! How would they get home by turning left??”
Good thing Byron was in the room or we might still be trying to figure each other….and the blonde jokes out!
….and that is what happens when a brunette is raised by a TRUE BLONDE!
Peace out, ya’ll!
I know, I know…
So, I didn’t keep my promise to blog more…then, I wrote a new post and somehow deleted it….
I know, I know…
But, since I wrote - several days ago - things went downhill for me physically. I think, at the moment, I’m getting better. So, maybe I’ll blog more this week….What? At least I didn’t promise!
I’ve got to get back on my feet anyway….the holidays are coming….the C3 Food Drop is coming….
…so much to do! I can’t wait to go shopping for our “Christmas Family”!!! I CAN’T WAIT!!!
DID I SAY I CAN’T WAIT?…
Well, I can’t. Opportunities like this are what keep me going…especially when I feel so horrible physically. It gives me...hope. (As a side note, I’m still looking for my “shopping cart girl”…updates when I have them…).
It seems like I should blog longer since it’s been such a long time…but, that’s all I’ve got for now.
Maybe I’ll blog more later….MAYBE!
PEACE.
